You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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