I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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