Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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