i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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