He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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