Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Randomize
