Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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