no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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