it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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