you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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