his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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