Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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