Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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