Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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