never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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