He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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