"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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