i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
What a dumb baby whore.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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