sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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