You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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