Your tits are I can't wait for
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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