When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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