you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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