I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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