sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
accomplished twins. life is a go
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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