ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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