Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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