WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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