you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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