shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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