Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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