ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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