Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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