What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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