Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I can't put those talents on a resume
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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