She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I need a beard to bite.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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