you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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