I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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