just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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