Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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