Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The air was thick with penises
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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