Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
well you can't waste a boner
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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