these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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