As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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