Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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