I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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