I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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