Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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