i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize