I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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