Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
