i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
third nipple confirmed
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
