hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You dont lie about slip and slides
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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