Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
God I need to hump something, right now.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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