On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
